Total Medals Earned: 1,041 (From 230 different games.) Total Medal Score: 16,195 Points
Medals Earned: 6/12 (170/490 points)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)
Medals Earned: 4/30 (20/500 points)
Medals Earned: 8/8 (400/400 points)
Medals Earned: 4/5 (300/400 points)
Medals Earned: 2/25 (10/885 points)
Medals Earned: 14/17 (345/495 points)
Medals Earned: 6/8 (165/315 points)
Medals Earned: 1/13 (25/460 points)
Medals Earned: 7/22 (35/490 points)
complete first level
die from electric power
complete first block
collect 15 stars
collect 30 stars
jump 100 times
die from the saw
two restart the same level
complete second block
collect 60 stars
complete third block
collect 75 stars
beat the game
Welcome to Asslevania!
Don't skip the intro.
What a pile of buffalo diarrhea!
Welcome back!
Reach level 2.
Follow me at NEWGROUNDS!
Check out NEWGROUNDS.com!
Follow me on Twitter, so I don't have to shut up!
FOREVER ALONE!
Watch the whole ending.
Check out Sexual-Lobster's page.
Check out RicePirate's page.
Check out JohnnyUtah's page.
Don't skip the meeting with Johnny and Dracula.
Reach level 3
Reach level 4.
Find Alucard.
It takes a lick'n...
...and keeps on whip'n.
Get a little head.
Eat a pork chop!
Beat a TIME TRIAL
Find the 1st hidden song.
Thats where I left that!
Never alone...
Make the haunted hallway more creepy.
Beat Time Trial in less than 3 mins.
Beat Dracula!
Reach level 5.
Beat REAL MODE!
Wipe the tears away from Mr. Toiletpaper
Buy a taco
Survive the incredible challenges of round 1
Buy a flaming hot taco.
Buy the last taco you will ever eat
Buy doner
Buy broccoli
Buy the last kebab
complete level 3
shoot all of your bullets
complete level 10
complete level 15
complete level 24
Get your team to level 5.
Reach 400 Speed.
Get 6 Challenge Medals.
Reach 40,000 Distance.
Get 9 Challenge Medals.
Reach 100,000 Distance.
Get your team to level 10.
Reach 600 Speed.
[?], [?], [?], [?], Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Select, Start...
Get 12 Challenge Medals.
Reach 700 Speed.
One is Silver and the other's Gold...
Reach 200,000 Distance.
Geek ain't no dev'...
Girls around the world...
Get your team to level 15.
Rough way back...
Get your team to level 20
Get 15 Challenge Medals
Reach 350,000 Distance.
Reach 800 Speed.
Get your team to level 25.
Reach 500,000 Distance.
Reach 900 Speed.
Get 18 Challenge Medals.
Spend your first Talent Point.
Spend some rubies in the ugrade menu.
Play through the intro.
Defeat the first boss.
Fully upgrade your hero talents.
Have at least 4000 rubies when you enter the upgrade menu.
Fully upgrade your assault rifle.
Fully upgrade your bazooka.
Defeat the second boss.
Fully upgrade your sniper rifle.
Beat all the waves on endless mode.
Beat the final boss on beginner.
Defeat the third boss.
Fully upgrade all your weapons.
Unlock the secret companion cube.
Unlock the secret robot unicorn.
Beat the final boss on hard.
Checking out the game!
Finishing Level 5
Finishing level 15
Finishing Level 10
Meet Mr Wizard
Used the grappling hook successfully!
Finishing level 20
Finishing the entire game and killing all the red ninjas!
Win level 1 on Letters test
Play Practice mod
Beat arrows level 3 with at least 9 of 10 points
Bet arrows level 2 with a last 9 of 10 points
Win level 1 on Arrow test
Beat arrows level 4 with at least 9 of 10 points
Beat letters level 2 with at least 9 of 10 points
Beat letters level 3with at least 9 of 10 points
Beat letters level 4 with at least 9 of 10 points
Beat letters level 5 with at least 9 of 10 points
Beat letters level 6 with at least 9 of 10 points
Win level 5 on Arrow Mode
Win Level 7 on Letters Mode
Capture a power station
Get 8 followers
Engage in a massive battle
Turn their towers against them on "Hide and Go Sneak"
Use wave after wave of your own men to deplete a laser tower's ammo
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
View the credits
Kill all enemies on "Trap"
Defeat the squares on "Fight or Flight"
1337 circle deaths
Defeat 1337 squares
Beat "Combat" without dying
Beat "Crosswalks" without any circles dying
Beat "Two Towers" in 20 seconds or less
Beat "Burninate" in 45.1 seconds or less
Save at least 42 circles on "Containment"
Beat "Four Bases". Yeah, just beat it.
Beat the game
Get 21 achievements
